www.38nerds.com aka Curt Schilling, you geek

So one of baseballs favorite sons, Curt Schilling, says he has a retirement plan. As you know, The Sox have him for one more year of off speed, split fingered hardball goodness. Then? Oh you know, just running some ultra nerd online video game thing. But this isn't a video game like, say Tetris or Super Mario Brothers...

This is one of those ULTRA nerdy "create your second life online" types of games. You know, the ones people sometimes kill themselves over when their character dies in the game?

Or this guy

Don't get it twisted, I like video games, but that shit is just nerdy. Oh well.
CUURRRRRRTISSSSSSS

Blog Readability Test aka "I am so Smart, S-M-R-T"

I figured I might get like, 11th grade, 12th grade level. I swear a lot, I talk about the Red Sox and god knows what else... Turns out I blog at a Genius level.
Nice work I'd say.

Check out your blog writing intelligence level

LOL WUT?! DID WE JUST SWEEP?? THE! WORLD! SERIES!?

Yep. Check my heart rate, I'm gonna explodeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Mike Lowell MVP!

Holy shit! We did it! We're going to the World Series!!!

Wow, did I just witness the mother of all comebacks? Down 3 games to 1, I'm pretty sure most people had given up hope... but the shining star that is the Red Sox pitching staff comes through once again!
Backed up with serious RBIs from Youk (7), Papi (4), Manny (10), Drew (6) (WTF I know right?), Pedroia (5), Tek (7), Lowell (8), Ellsbury (2), Lugo (3) Kielty (2) and just great defensive play all around, we managed to avoid the scalping the Cleveland Indians were ready to dole out.

What up World (Series)? See you in Boston!


In other news, Joe Torre... I can't believe the way Steinbrenner handled that. Oh wait, yes I can. I'm sure he'll find success elsewhere. Fresh young talent (something that Yankees haven't really had in a while) + Torres ability to manage a winning team = one lucky team somewhere else.

NY Yankees, continue to enjoy your downward spiral.
Joba Chamberlin, FU.

10-17-07 HAPPY EDGE DAY! XXX

To all my fellow Straight Edge brothers and sisters, Happy Edge Day!
Enjoy a little SSD - Get It Away. You deserve it.

GAME 1 ALCS Tonite! (GO SOX!)

I couldn't blog about this earlier (and I've felt bad about it, really) because I literally get hot flashes and butterflies when I think about it. I've had to put the Red Sox into a deep chamber in my mind and try not to think about it until now.

Sox open the series at home on Friday with Beckett facing Cleveland and CC Sabathia. Don't let Sabs physique fool you, he may be fatter than Shilling, but man can he throw heat. I think if we can wear him down early we might have a chance to hit off his relievers and win, because no one is hitting off Beckett.

GO SOX!

iPhone killer (yeah right)

iPhone killer

Sure... just like the "iPod killers" of the past